A man and his wife were sitting in a restaurant when a stunning brunette walked over, smiled and greeted the man friendly then turned and walked away. His wife said who was that. He said I've been meaning to tell you, that's my mistress.
So the wife says, that's it, I want a divorce.
He says, but honey what about all the years we have spent together. What about the children. Think of how hard we worked to get everything, our house, your car, the vacation home, your jewelry, do you want to throw it all away?
The woman sat quietly and ate her supper. After awhile she nudged him and said, isn't that Bill over there, and who is that with him? Her husband said yes, and that's his mistress. His wife just smiled and said, I think ours is cuter.